Mark your calendar!

Okay, so I think I've established the fact that I deal with a lot of annoying, rude customers. Well what *really* brightens my day, is when one of the ARC's (Annoying Rude Customers) calls, chews my ear off asking 1000 questions and then tells me EXACTLY what day and time they'll be coming in. Awesome!

So not only have I had to deal with you on the phone, but now I can mark off your next visit on my freakin calendar. Yay! I'm *so* glad you told me when you'll be coming in......something to look forward to!!

At least *surprise* me with your annoying self. ::*jeeze*:: Now when that day comes, I'm gonna cringe every time a customer walks through that door thinking it's YOU. Why don't you just give me a description of what you'll be wearing, too.....so at least I know it's you, the ARC, walking in to torment me!

I can get it cheaper online...

People often come in and when I tell them the price of something they respond with, "I can get it cheaper online." Awesome, dude. Then get it online. DO IT. Oh, and thanks for telling me! Have fun paying $10-20 for shipping!!

You know what, yes.....some things you can find cheaper online. That's not the point. The point is a. Wouldn't you want to support your local, independent businesses? and b. Why do you feel the need to tell me that you aren't going to make your purchase here? You can just say thanks and walk away. I don't need your online attitude, bro.

A major reason why sales have dropped for independent businesses is having to compete with online purchasing from Amazon, etc. So why must you remind me of this, douche? Do you think I'm going to be like, "Ohhhhhh....you can find it cheaper online?? *flaky giggle* Wow, let me give you a huge discount and a big high five!"

*Soup Nazi inspired* "No discounts or high fives for YOU!"