*Mispronunciation of the Day*

"I need a knife for fille-Ting fish."

"I'd like a BONER."

You would not belieeeeeve how many men come up to the counter and say, "I'd like a boner." No joke. Instead of saying, "I'd like a boning knife", they say "I'd like a boner".....and they don't even flinch! It doesn't register in their brain that they've just asked FOR A BONER! Hah!