It grosses me out when people eat while they're asking me questions and I'm helping them. Whether it be sunflower seeds or an ice cream cone...it's never a good thing. While the dude's cracking down on the sunflower seeds, I'm just waiting for a piece of the shell to fly in my eye or hit me in the face. "Can you pleeeeease just halt your chewing for a minute or two while I answer your question?! I can see all of those chewed up seeds floating around in your mouth when you're talking to me, yuck!"....is what I'd like to say to him. Instead, I stand a few extra feet away, squint, and hope for the best.
The person eating the ice-cream cone....I'd like them to please, please, pleeeease stop licking the ice cream for ONE MINUTE! It's like watching a soft porn (pun intended). I realize that ice cream melts, but I don't need to see this. ::*rickety voice*:: Thaaaaaat's nooooot riiiiiight.
Chewing with your mouth open = Yuck. Talking (mouth automatically open) to me while eating/chewing = YUUUUUCK.
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